Saturday, April 08, 2006

274!

Getting the season started for real now. Livan Hernandez in the 6th inning on an 0-2 pitch. No run scored though.

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At 4/08/2006 10:44:00 PM, Anonymous cletus j. "bubba" huckabee jr. said...

I know many folk out there were counting on me to come out with my set of prognostications for this here season so we could all sit back and watch Target get plunked on designated dates at specific times. I spent much of the off season out on the shed tinkering and cipherin’ and commencin’ to calculate and all. I had me a couple of false starts, but things were lookin’ real good and I was a fixin’ to come out with specific dates for the next three plunkin’s and all that was to have happened last week…. And then I was arrested. I done spent a week in jail. I ain’t never been in jail before and I got a bunch of unpleasant stories to share about the penal system in Chesterfield County. I will do that at a later date, but right now I am going back out to the shed to see if I can come up with the exact date we will see #275.

As a convicted criminal I am mighty ashamed of myself and find it difficult to appear here before you… but feel it my moral duty to tell the truth. It was Lester Shaunassee what throwed me in the pokie and it was for trumped up charges… but I’ll go in to that at a later date. The plunkings have started, and vigilance is required.

 
At 4/08/2006 11:53:00 PM, Blogger Laurence said...

Qualls is so Round Rock, man.

Ugh.

 
At 4/09/2006 11:59:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mainstream media is so biased. Reading a report on Biggio this morning, the only mention was of some silly hit record he is chasing where he is now tied for 42nd on the all-time list.

How does 42nd compare to 2nd I beg of you??

I am so grateful that I know I can turn here for unfiltered news. Thank you.

 
At 4/09/2006 04:35:00 PM, Blogger DaMasta said...

I saw that and thought of you.

 
At 4/09/2006 09:23:00 PM, Blogger pbr said...

getting back to the legal troubles of Mr. Huckabee, I'm sure everyone is as curious as I am regarding what these trumped up charges were and what may have lead Lester Shaunessee to trump them so surprisingly up.

Although, it wouldn't be shocking to learn that the towns folk of Chesterfield County considered that progonostication device in the shed out back to be some sort of witchcraft. Is trial by catapult still on the books in those parts, Cletus?

 

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